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What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?
NA NAPUBE(shifted 13)
by students in Ms. Kathy Romain's class
Midland, MI   grade: 6

 

One man makes it, another man buries it and another man uses it. The man who uses it doesn't know he's using it. What is it??
F HTKKNS(shifted 5)
by MW & AR in Ms. Winningham's class
Evanston, IL   grade: 5

 

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
AX PTL MHH VABVDXG (shifted 19)
by Eve in Ms. Winningham's class
Evanston, IL   grade: 5

 

3 people died in a cabin at the top of the moutain. They did not have any weapons and they did not kill each other or die of sickness. How did they die?
HM Z OKZMD BZAHM (shifted 25)
by Aidan in Ms.Winningham's class
Evanston,IL     grade: 5

 

How does a two year old say three?
NLYY (shifted 20)
by Joe in Ms.Winningham's class
Evanston, IL    grade: 5

 

What do you call a deaf gorilla?
NALGUVAT LBH JNAG! (shifted 13)
by Adam in Mrs. Winningham's class
Evanston, IL    grade: 5

 

What is green on the inside, white on the outside, and hops.
F KWTL XFSIBNHM (shifted 5)
by Brian in Ms.Winningham's class
Evanston, IL    grade: 5

 

What's red and a bucket?
F WJI GZHPJY. (shifted 5)
by aez in Ms. Winningham's class
Evanston, IL    grade:5

 

What do you call a dog at the beach?
E LSX HSK. (shifted 4)

 

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
14   16,19,10,2   4,20,0   2,10,23,10   24,20,18,10   16,14,19,9   20,11   19,0,25
( Hint: look at the one-letter words to find the key)

 

PCEKAOE: K MFUE ARAUYWMAUA K EJFHM! BY ALSJW, BY TOAA, ARAO BY QEJBCHM! VJHEJU: LAE BA LJJT CE YJF. PCEKAOE: QJ WMCE VJ YJF EMKOT, VJH? VJHEJU: K EMKOT YJFU ZKOIAU KQ SUJTAO!
(Hint: use Frequency Analysis tool)