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| What do you throw out when you need it and take
back when you don't?
One man makes it, another man buries
it and another man uses it. The man who uses it doesn't know he's using
it. What is it??
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
3 people died in a cabin at the top of the moutain. They did not have
any weapons and they did not kill each other or die of sickness. How did
they die?
How does a two year old say three?
What do you call a deaf gorilla?
What is green on the inside, white on the outside, and hops.
What's red and a bucket?
What do you call a dog at the beach?
Knock knock.
PCEKAOE: K MFUE ARAUYWMAUA K EJFHM! BY ALSJW, BY TOAA, ARAO BY QEJBCHM!
VJHEJU: LAE BA LJJT CE YJF. PCEKAOE: QJ WMCE VJ YJF EMKOT, VJH? VJHEJU:
K EMKOT YJFU ZKOIAU KQ SUJTAO! |
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